I probably shouldn't post after drinking so much

I've been coining new words at TNR.

Gaybie. n.
/gay-be'/

A gaybie is a fetus (or "unborn baby" if you're the kind of person who pickets chez Ruth Bader Ginsburg) that has been genetically determined to be gay. Should you abort it? Seek to change its sexual orientation via genetic engineering? Or love it at a person, and maybe play a little Barbara Streisand during the delivery? The answer depends on which ideology you choose to blindly follow.

oPod. n.
/oh'-pod/

An oPod is a techie who's fallen victim to the irresistible lure of Barack Obama. Apparently there are a lot of them. I like Obama, but the fuss people make over him is a little silly. I mean, just because the guy was crucified and then rose again after three days to redeem the Democratic party, people think he's like Jesus or something.

I'd appreciate it if everyone reading this blog started using these words whenever possible.

Sacha Zimmerman (one of the hottest "off-air media females" in DC) actually threw 'gaybie' into one of her blog posts after I referenced it. My heart went pitter-patter.

I know I'm inconsistent

Let's see, my last post was in September of 2006 -- I guess I'm not much of a blogger. But since I didn't make any New Years resolutions this year, I think I'll make one for St. Patrick's Day: post more here. I honestly think writing is the best way to organize your thoughts and sharpen your mind; my mind could use a great deal of sharpening these days.

In a little over two weeks I go on vacation in Rome. More on that later. Also to be discussed: the impending death of my Moroccan adventure, my possible upcoming purchase of a condo, and girls I think are cute.